FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What size are the cards?

All cards are 5" × 7" (portrait orientation), printed on premium coated card stock. Each card comes with a matching envelope and is blank inside — giving you the blank canvas Stewart wisely left for you to fill.

Are the cards personalised?

No — these are Stewart's original jokes and illustrations, ready to go. The inside is left blank so you can write your own message. Think of it as a collaboration: Stewart handles the funny bit on the front, you handle whatever you need to say inside.

Where do you ship?

Worldwide. We ship to the UK, Canada, the USA, Europe, and beyond. If you can receive post, we can probably get a card to you.

How long does delivery take?

Because every card is made to order, there's a short production window before your order ships. Here's the rough breakdown:

• United Kingdom: 5–10 business days
• Canada & USA: 5–12 business days
• Europe: 7–15 business days
• Rest of the World: 7–15 business days

These are estimates — see our Shipping Information page for full details.

Can I return a card?

Because each card is printed specifically for your order, we're unable to accept returns for change of mind. However, if your card arrives damaged, defective, or not what you ordered, we'll replace it or refund you. No need to return anything — just email us with a photo. See our Refund Policy for full details.

What if my card arrives damaged?

That's annoying, and we're sorry. Just email greetingsfromstewart@gmail.com with your order number and a photo of the damage within 30 days of receiving it. We'll send a replacement or issue a refund — whichever you'd prefer.

Who is Stewart Francis?

Stewart Francis is a Canadian comedian who has built a long career in the UK. He's appeared twelve times on Mock the Week, twice on Live at the Apollo, and won the Edinburgh Fringe Funniest Joke of the Year in 2012. He is a one-liner specialist — the kind of comedian who gets funnier the more you think about the joke.

He writes and illustrates every card in this range. Yes, personally. Yes, with the same brain that produced those jokes.

What's in the 10-pack?

A 10-pack contains 10 cards of the same design, each individually wrapped with its own envelope. It's perfect if you've found the card and you need a stockpile — birthdays don't stop coming, after all.

Do you offer gift wrapping?

No gift wrapping, but honestly — the card itself is the thing. It arrives ready to write in and hand over. Consider it pre-thoughtful.

Are the cards eco-friendly?

We work with print partners who use FSC-certified card stock where available. Because cards are printed on demand, we also avoid the waste that comes with bulk printing and unsold inventory. No overproduction. No landfill fodder.

Do you do bulk orders or wholesale?

Possibly! If you're interested in a bulk order (for events, offices, or gifting) or wholesale enquiries, get in touch at greetingsfromstewart@gmail.com and we'll see what we can do.

I haven't received my order — what should I do?

If your estimated delivery window has passed and there's no sign of your order, drop us an email at greetingsfromstewart@gmail.com with your order number. We'll look into it and get back to you within 48 business hours.

Why isn't a return address included with my order?

Because your card was made to order by a print partner close to you — not shipped from a central warehouse. There's no single return address, which is why we handle all issues via email and photo evidence rather than physical returns. It's simpler for everyone, and it means you don't have to faff about at the post office.

I have a different question.

We're here. Email greetingsfromstewart@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at @greetingsfromstewart. We'll get back to you within 48 business hours.

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